Label: Hewhocorrupts
Release: January 09 2007
Hometown: IL



6.5 (out of 10)


7000 Dying Rats is a band that offers listeners with a tasty grind/metal formula with tons of extra random clips as well. With the album being 28 tracks long, you can only wonder what kinds of stuff is crammed within this 48 minute journey. The fact is, that 7000 Dying Rats takes their actual songs and then crams random sound clips in between. At first glance, you may be mildly amused with the track titles and the randomness of the tracks themselves but after a while it proves to wear off.

   This album has a lot of good metallic grind material that'd go perfectly alongside many of Metalblade's bands. But you really can only handle so much nonsense. I mean grind has been known for offensive sound clips and song titles, but I think "Season in Hell" goes a bit above and beyond the point of being humorous. I mean Pig Destroyer and Killwhitneydead are both famous for doing the same thing. But even then it got a tad bit annoying. Especially when you want to just sit down and listen to good old fashioned grind. Tracks such as "Altar of Goat Skulls," "Hack to Bits," "Death Hammer of the Bearded Ones," "Horrible," "Grind Fluffer," and even the ever mocking "We Had Dying in our Name way Before all Those Metalcore Cocksuckers Came Along" proved to be amusing yet enjoyable tracks. But I think you have to cut through too much random shit to get to the bulk of the material. Which is the only major problem with the disc.

   When 7000 Dying Rats and Hewhocorrupts Inc. decide to come out with an actual album by this band, I want to be the first to know because "Season in Hell" is just too much random nonsense for my likings. It'd be cool if only like 25% of the album was random, but it's not. In fact the band goes overboard with around 75% of it being just stupid humor. If this band released an album with more actual material, I feel as if they could actually fare well. But otherwise I don't see much going on with them.

~ Drew
February 07 2007


7000 Dying Rats
Season In Hell
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